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What a short vacation that was..sheesh. When I wrote it I mainly wanted to..
Rip someones head off, 
But that has all past as I come to a peaceful state of mind. *meditates*
GOES TO HAPPY LITTLE WORLD
Plus I got this killer deal..
..If I have a good attitude until the rest of the year *jumps* For Freee I get my hair highlighted..Woah. Madness
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So we'll see how long I can live with a mask on.
I'll be just fine, pretending. But then that is how people get around in the world today.
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Just Incase You Were Wondering
I've decided that in the fall I am taking a sign language course. Just because. I also plan to get a job, finally. I think I'll work at Target. My life is coming together!
I have a Vision - I'll be driving in my Lime Green Punch Buggy into the Target parking lot. Where I work.
It just fits so well.
For now at least. Don't think I'm going to work there forever or drop out of school..bla, bla, bla. Just while I need some cash. Cha-Bing! Like, Babysitting just isn't cutting it anymore. Not for what I want to spend at least.
It like, wow. I shoot for the big things in life huh? Hah. Naaaw.
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Went to a book signing, before, yesterday. It was all righty, but I left to get some...
Jellybeans
Then I took a look at the Genius Book of World Records 2005 -
I completely didn't know that they made those anymore.
It's insane...what people do when they're bored. See!
#1 - Chainsaw Juggling
Crazy Canadian chainsaw chucker Tom Comet was able to juggle three petrol-driven chainsaws for 44 throws (14 complete rotations and two catches)
#2 - Furthest Marshmallow Nose-Blow
The farthest a marshmallow has been blown out of one nostril and caught in the mouth of a catcher is 4.96 m (16 ft 3.5 in), by launcher Scott Jeckel of Delavan
#3 - Most Cobras Kissed
The most venomous cobras kissed consecutively is 11
#4 - Most Scorpions Eaten
The most live scorpions eaten by a human being is approximately 35,000. Each day.
Ooo Ooooo just one more...
That's great thay you want to learn sign language, I took it for a bit, do you know that sticking up you middle finger means the CN tower? Anyway, I wish you luck with you new 'attitude" blond highlights are worth it!
Sign language huh? ^-^ lol Seems pretty fun! Yay!
Doesnt the Jazz hand guy ever get tired!?!Hes been at it for hours!...not like ive been watching him that long*cough*
I hope the hair deal goes well too lol